Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Wisdom of Solomon?

We have our main meal in the evening, together as a family and my sister-in-law usually sits with us. It's her time to catch up with the children, read them a story while I'm cooking, share the events of our day. There are often two simultaneous conversations going on at the supper table - adult conversation interweaves with the children's non-sequiturs and general clamour as all three kids try to get in their 2 cents worth.

Last night the conversation turned to Jacob Zuma (recently elected president of the ANC, despite a contraversial impending court case) and the latest newspaper headlines of his plans to take on two more wives this year, making a total of five. The adults shook their heads in despair at the retrogressive international figure he is cutting and hoping against hope that we don't end up with him as president of our country, feeling sure that fate will come to our aid and deal out some just desserts. One of us commented on his sheer irresponsibility and the terrible example he is setting to South African men in treating women as possessions and in fathering as many as 25 children.

Our son had obviously been following the conversation, for here he chipped in with:

"That's nothing. Solomon had 200 children. He had lots of wives. I think he had a weakness for girls…"

We collapsed.

Modern life holds no surprises once you've studied the Old Testament!


  1. Yep...Old Solomon, definitely had a weakness for the girls...I would have to agree!

  2. LOL!

    Maybe Jacob would like a french actress with a shady reputation for one of his wives, apparently it's all the rage...

  3. LOL Poppy! That's hysterical.

    I guess you know he pays close attention to adult conversation, at least.

  4. What a delightful post! It's just so very fun living with children, isn't it? They have such a knack for saying the most hysterical things, in all seriousness.
    xo Lidy

  5. Oh that's too charming! That boy has a great future ahead of him as a political spokesperson :)


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